They are weak because Perfect Ask Me About My Butthole Shirt they just broke through a coffin and dug themselves out of 6ft dirt… In some iteration of zombies isn’t it only the recently deceased who return? I would argue that weak ass zombie has been scraping and digging for decades. I always pictured it as being a really slow process, like, little by little until they can make it to the top. A coffin? Our caskets and coffins the same thing? I assumed it was a magma/lava situation. Not sure which zombies you’re talking about. The ones that break through a coffin are the ones that yell brains and can’t even be killed by decapitation. Then there’s the zombie tsunami from WWZ.
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Maybe they get tired after breaking through the Perfect Ask Me About My Butthole Shirts coffin and clawing their way through 6ft of dirt? You don’t know them! Most zombies don’t come from the grave, they come from hospitals, homes, and large concentrations of people. A lot of people die in their homes from whatever necrotic pathogen they contract. Zombies are walking corpses. They have no immune system. And when you do something strenuous, like breaking out of a coffin and climbing up six feet of dirt, all those micro-tears that would heal and make me or you stronger, stay damaged. So the more a zombie has to exert itself, the weaker it becomes. Zombies are fantastical.
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Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Love this shirt
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Fits great, and fabric is very soft.
Matthew N. (verified owner) –
Awesome shirt. Fit as advertised and very soft feel.
Diego Rey (verified owner) –
Fit as expected. Very good quality
Celeste (verified owner) –
Cute top, but I took off one star because the material is very see-through. I didn’t expect that.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Dont know why I expected cotton.. But its light and cute. I like the cut. Shouldvegotten a size smaller though. I typically wear a medium but the review made me think it would be small.. Oh well. Still gonna rock it
karen g. dicicco (verified owner) –
Extremely cute with great color, .
Runs a little large.
Cindy (verified owner) –
Completely oversized ????
Bookfresser (verified owner) –
I bought this for my mother, who is the Cat Whisperer, and she loved it! The material is a bit thin, but the drawing on the shirt is really striking!
Télémaque (verified owner) –
Great design, great quality, fits just like I expected.
ANNMARIE FIORENZA (verified owner) –
What can I say, another great t-shirt from RJ!
Brenda (verified owner) –
This shirt is so soft and comfortable. The blue color is a nice steel blue not a vivid color. Washes up nicely and maintains its fit.
Richard C Johnson (verified owner) –
Love the shirt. Unfortunately, it’s my wife now. I ordered an XL. Washed it once and it shrunk. It’s a L now. Looks great on her though.
brian (verified owner) –
This shirt probably fits better than all my others. Rick & Morty is one of my favorite shows and it’s a great shirt to commemorate it. It’s also very comfortable.
Tom (verified owner) –
Great t-shirt, good quality.
Michael Treyger (verified owner) –
Super soft and super cool! My son actually loved it!!!!!