I had a colleague who complained to Awesome A Woman Cannot Survive On Self Quarantine Alone She Also Needs Her French Bulldog Shirt me about this flaky, white shit on her bf’s dick. It wasn’t an STD, she claimed, since he had been checked out. She went into more detail about their sex lives and hygiene habits. Well, it turns out the boyfriend would go a few days to a week without showering—despite working a blue-collar job and having sex at least once a day. She had talked to him about showering bc he stunk—but apparently had missed the connection between the dick flakes and biological soup they were making daily.
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I politely pointed out what it Awesome A Woman Cannot Survive On Self Quarantine Alone She Also Needs Her French Bulldog Shirts probably was and suggested some baby wipes or at least the ol’ cum rag barfs I didn’t ask for it, but she reported back that I was right (cool, bro! Yay for flake-free dicks!). Anyway, I always wondered how she didn’t notice it when she went down on him—and I know she did bc she said he would make her pretend to gag. I feel like the dried vadge juice sucker would have been enough.OMG!! I have the mint thing too! I legit thought I was going insane. It’s been ~6months and mint is still fucking nasty. White wine is another one that has the same bin juice smell. Really glad to know I’m not the only one that has the mint issue.
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10 reviews for Awesome A Woman Cannot Survive On Self Quarantine Alone She Also Needs Her French Bulldog Shirt
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nathaniel Reisenbeck (verified owner) –
Love it. Ordered a large and it’s just a tad bigger than normal.
R. Mcilwain (verified owner) –
I liked that the shirt looked vintage and very soft, not stiff. Bought as a gift for my son-in-law. He loved it.
dreamy (verified owner) –
Great shirt, soft, nice color, fun design and dates. Very nice t-shirt for guys.
Joni (verified owner) –
Got this as a gift for my boyfriend. He loves it!
K. Tahoe (verified owner) –
comfortable and soft shirt
Jimmy Coe® (verified owner) –
I love this shirt just like the ’73 live Dead shows. Looks and feels vintage. The material is soft and the athletic fit is perfect. If you are used to baggy shirts with huge sleeves you might want to order up a size? I wear Medium and this shirt fits perfect. It isn’t a Smedium at all but is essentially fitted.
Nancy (verified owner) –
It was for my son. He was born January of 1973, this was the first concert that year. He lived it.
Carole (verified owner) –
I love the vintage look and softness of this shirt. Luckily I sized up and it fits perfectly! Great shirt and I highly recommend it!
Samuel Langhorne Clemens (verified owner) –
Perfect light weight and comfortable. Looks great and feels great. Will be ordering more colors.
D. A. GOSS (verified owner) –
Comfy shirt. Less “distressed” looking than photo, shirt is bright Kelly green with distressed white logo and lettering. Good quality shirt, one of my new favs. Keep on truckin’