Good shoes but you should have worn a fresh pair for the occasion. Those are Awesome Dog Dad Bod Shirt clearly your everyday pair, soon to be your mowing the lawn pair. It also needs to have a small amount of dog poop wedged into the crevices. Not a lot, just enough to where you get tricked into thinking that it’s ok to wear them inside while you’re moving to get a drink. No dad would be caught dead in those around the grill. You can’t fake mowing the lawn green. You’d be the laughing stock of the Dad circles. That’s cause you need to earn that color from mowing. The greener they are the more experience you got.
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That makes no sense. The first thing a mate looks for in a man is the choice of footwear. All dads wear New Balance because they are the chosen breeders. It has to Awesome Dog Dad Bod Shirt be something else. Do you tuck your short sleeve shirts into your shorts to expose your belt? You’re on a slippery slope towards orthopedic shoes with velcro. Skipping the dad phase and moving to be a grandparent. Oh God, I have to mow the lawn pair of new balances. I didn’t know that was a Dad thing, which makes it even worse. In fact, they consist of a left and right shoe of two previous pairs of the same grey new balances since the others ripped by the toes.
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The new pair, not the exact same pair from 2 years before. I came here to Awesome Dog Dad Bod Shirt say he must have been mowing the lawn when she went into labor cuz those shoes aren’t white enough for special occasions. I have a pair of tennis shoes that look exactly like these. My wife always comments on how they are my ‘dad shoes’. You know I was about to say they have just the right about of “dad wear and tear” but you’re right a special occasion deserves fresh dad sneaks.
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