Good Opossum Live Weird Fake Your Death T-Shirt
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NSFL STORY. My comment might Good Opossum Live Weird Fake Your Death T-Shirt get buried in all the replies but here it is. A married family member of mine is your typical neckbeard type guy. Has weird eating habits like not eating anything that is green, he games A LOT, collects the comic character statues and shit. He’s almost 40 yo. He evidently didn’t shower for weeks on end, possibly months. He said his balls got really itchy, so he kept scratching them. How he didn’t know it was because he was filthy, I won’t ever know. As the days pass his nuts started hurting.
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Then they started to swell. They get to Good Opossum Live Weird Fake Your Death T-Shirts the size of a baseball and he goes to the Dr. They give him some medicine and send him home. Over the next week, they grow increasingly larger and become SUPER sensitive. Goes to the ER and they run some tests. Turns out his balls are gangrene. He had broken the skin slightly while scraping his sack and bacteria got in. One testicle was so necrotic they had to remove it. His sack was so large due to it being filled will dead tissue and puss. Probably the foulest thing I’ve ever heard happen to someone I know. Pro-tip, wash yourself often guys.
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