They’re weak because it takes so Official Grinch Merry Fucking Xmas Christmas Shirt much energy to break through a coffin and climb up 6 feet of dirt. Well, you’d be bloody weak if you had to do that. Dumbass that’s why they’re weak used all their power in the first act. Coffins break the moment u backfill the grave…. then they would start to break down, even more, when u sink them in (fill the grave with water to remove air and compact soil)… zombies wouldn’t have much trouble getting out. But then they’re tired so they become weak. Exactly, imagine what that would take out of you. They get out and are tired and hungry. in a physiological, and physical way. The most “realistic”.
Official Grinch Merry Fucking Xmas Christmas Shirt, V-neck, Tank Top, Sweatshirt And Hoodie
That’s true but what about the people Official Grinch Merry Fucking Xmas Christmas Shirts walking around that will die if they get bit by a zombie. I thought zombies are the recently dead and never buried because of societal collapse due to whatever virus is making them all zombies. Yeah. It’s really vampires that usually dig themselves out. Zombies, especially lately, are usually from some kind of plague. I was more of the 28 days later zombies who were infected while alive and turned. Maybe more resident evil which took several hours… Except for the second movie when the bodies came out of the ground… the t virus was not airborne and even if it couldn’t get through the soil and coffin.
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31 reviews for Official Grinch Merry Fucking Xmas Christmas Shirt
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Peeps (verified owner) –
The shirt as extra material on top at the shoulders, but pulls a bit under the arm. Something is definitely off in how it fits. Otherwise, it looks good and since I will only wear it maybe twice a year, I will deal with the fit. Overall size seems about right.
Andrwoo (verified owner) –
This shirt is a lightweight t-shirt type material which means you won’t burn up at a party wearing a sweater. The shipping was nice and quick with prime. The colors are vibrant and the graphics look nice.
The shirt did not fit correctly. Around the chest, neck, and stomach the shirt fit as expected. However, the arms from the shoulder down were way to small (skin tight) which is very awkward. In order for me to overcome this I cut the long sleeves off at the shoulder seam and them hemmed them. This worked out great for I had a short sleeve red under armor polo I wore with this over. Looked nice and very cool at the party.
IT-Guy (verified owner) –
“Ugly” may not be strong enough; perhaps FUGLY is more apt. It is the epitome of a hideous Christmas sweater. From a distance it looks totally real, and you can’t see the semi-obscene messages unless you’re fairly close up. I wore it to an ugly sweater-themed Xmas party last year and it definitely served its purpose. Late in the evening, people were just realizing it wasn’t an actual sweater.
I don’t know how well it holds up, but I don’t plan on wearing it much, so it might last forever, regardless of the quality.
Ordinary nice guy (verified owner) –
Fast delivery good quality lots of compliments when I wear this shirt. Everyone loves the chili peppers
Jacob E. (verified owner) –
Shirt is tiny… I bought an XL and i’ve never worn anything larger than that…
It wasn’t loose like in the photo…They must have found an anorexic midget to model this thing.
tight in the arms, shoulders, and chest… loose in the stomach area for some reason.
The sleeves were also about 6 inches too short… only went about half way down my forearm so i cut them off and made an even uglier shirt.
Gave two stars because the shirt is still funny for an xmas party… but sizing sucks.
robby (verified owner) –
Cool shirt. Pretty much everything as expected. Maybe runs a tad small
Jannette B. (verified owner) –
Seller refuses to give free shipping even though they advertised “free returns”……..shirt is terrible. Very poorly made, uncomfortable and runs very small.
Shawna C. (verified owner) –
Quality is soft, shirt is as described. Fast shipping.
Mr. B (verified owner) –
This is a funny shirt but do look closely, this is not appropriate around children and possibly your grandma. I am at fault for not understanding it actually says, “Lick my Candy Cane” all over it. Not for most family gatherings but it was still a good looking shirt.
CheeseheadED (verified owner) –
exactly what I thought I was buying
Almeister (verified owner) –
Fits as expected
Kenna (verified owner) –
Good fit
Bee Gonzales (verified owner) –
Super pleased with the quality of this T-shirt.
Rachel A. Blankenship (verified owner) –
My husband normally wears a large and so I ordered a large. The fit was perfect and the quality was great! My husband loves that it’s a soft material and not an actual sweater. Looks great and we are very pleased with it!
james nelson (verified owner) –
It’s a rather fun garment. I like it and plan to wear it to some fun events. The only thing is that the sweater part doesn’t look enough like a sweater.
Jeff (verified owner) –
The shirt is made in China. The Chinese always have trouble with American sizing. The sleeves and shoulders are very snug. Waist area was surprisingly roomy. Shirt is tight up top so order up a size unless you are real thin. Color and design was excellent. Seller needs to find new pattern.
xraychica (verified owner) –
True to size. Good quality. Fast shipping. Would order from seller again.
Rhona (verified owner) –
Fits great! Was exactly what we expected! Thank you.
Austin Fritz (verified owner) –
The shirt fits well and it is made of a good material. The material is stretchy which is nice.
QueenFeen (verified owner) –
I bought this for me for an ugly christmas sweater party while my hubby wore the womens shirt. It was great fun and actually fit pretty well for the sizing I got for me
G-Ma of FtWorth TX (verified owner) –
Much loved gift
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
I love this shirt so cool and comfy
Nick Berger (verified owner) –
Nice quality shirt. It is not a loose fitting shirt, more of an athletic cut. I would suggest ordering a larger size if you want it to be baggier.
John D Waterman (verified owner) –
Very quality and exceeded my expectation. It was one size larger than what I expected . . . similar to what I experience with golf shirts.
Cynderelli (verified owner) –
Ordered 2X, as I’m 5’4″, 220 lbs, so I was afraid of it fitting too tight, but the actual fit was good, but length was long. That being said, it is a men’s shirt, so there’s that. I just tucked it in, and it was great. While everyone was hot in their ugly Christmas sweaters, I was nice and cool in my Xmas shirt. :) You could also wear it long with some leggings and boots.
D. Hughes (verified owner) –
This is a nice dry-fit style thin ugly sweater. It fits a little looser than the one I got at party city, but it will work great for the warm holidays in Florida!
Mig Lugo (verified owner) –
The shirt fit as expected. Thin, comfortable material. The only issue I see people possibly running into is that the forearms fit a little tighter than normal. If you have big forearms, that’s something to think about.
joe (verified owner) –
Very soft. Fitted style shirt as in not baggy, but not too tight. Fit as expected
Kimberly E (verified owner) –
Shirt was as expected. Fit well and print was good. I like this shirt.
Samuel and Minerva Tovias (verified owner) –
Great quality!
Lexy (verified owner) –
Looks just like the picture. Pretty true to size, no weird smells or anything. Overall, solid shirt.