Perfect Ask Me About My Butthole Shirt
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They are weak because Perfect Ask Me About My Butthole Shirt they just broke through a coffin and dug themselves out of 6ft dirt… In some iteration of zombies isn’t it only the recently deceased who return? I would argue that weak ass zombie has been scraping and digging for decades. I always pictured it as being a really slow process, like, little by little until they can make it to the top. A coffin? Our caskets and coffins the same thing? I assumed it was a magma/lava situation. Not sure which zombies you’re talking about. The ones that break through a coffin are the ones that yell brains and can’t even be killed by decapitation. Then there’s the zombie tsunami from WWZ.
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Maybe they get tired after breaking through the Perfect Ask Me About My Butthole Shirts coffin and clawing their way through 6ft of dirt? You don’t know them! Most zombies don’t come from the grave, they come from hospitals, homes, and large concentrations of people. A lot of people die in their homes from whatever necrotic pathogen they contract. Zombies are walking corpses. They have no immune system. And when you do something strenuous, like breaking out of a coffin and climbing up six feet of dirt, all those micro-tears that would heal and make me or you stronger, stay damaged. So the more a zombie has to exert itself, the weaker it becomes. Zombies are fantastical.
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Runs a little large.