Most zombies in movies are Top Lesbian Daddy T-Shirt hardly buried in the ground though. normally it’s an infection that turns people or something among the lines. Your brain sets limits on your body that are only unlocked in death. Zombies are basically level 2 humans. Not only break through a coffin but breakthrough a coffin that is weighed down by 6 feet of dirt. Would be like trying to punch through a piece of wood that is backed by a steel plate. Don’t confuse slow with weak. Zombies are incredibly strong, just slow as hell. Zombies are the dumbest movie creatures ever, if zombies really were real things it would be nowhere close to an apocalypse.
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J (verified owner) –
great material, great trim cut, overall great fit. I bought a backup one.
Wash_DC (verified owner) –
Excellent quality and comfort
K. Teague (verified owner) –
Item was as described. The fit isn’t “fitted”.
Dirk Diggler (verified owner) –
Good quality shirt
User (verified owner) –
Finally got my Pong Retro Tshirt!
Allen Hall (verified owner) –
Great fit and fun shirt.
E. DeJesus (verified owner) –
The small fit my 13 yr old fine – she is approx 105-110lbs. She loves it. Faded quite a bit after the first wash, but as long as the image stays ok for a while, I’m ok with that. Haven’t had it long enough to speak for how well it will hold up.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Very soft. Fits perfect. My son loves it!
K & A Simpson (verified owner) –
I love this shirt, but it hangs strangely, like it’s cut weird. I love it anyway, though.
*SH (verified owner) –
Absolutely lovely colors, high quality printing, soft breathable fabric. My only complaint is that the shirt is a little too big. The product description listed the shirt as size “XS/S” with a description of fitting US sizes 0-4. In my estimation, the shirt would fit nicely on sizes 2-4, but it is too big for size 0. Super cute though and can’t beat the price.
Mihail F. (verified owner) –
I thought it’s an amazing t-shirt, my wife didn’t agree. Taking one star off because its large for the size.
Erin Anderson (verified owner) –
So disappointed. Once again Amazon sellers say it’s 100% cotton and it is NOT! The label clearly says 50% cotton 50% polyester blend. I’m allergic to polyester so I can’t wear it. I’ll be giving it away. I did see that it say that certain color is poly blend but did NOT say the pink color!!! Seller please change your description to include the pink in the poly blends. Other than that the printing is clear and looks like it’s the sort that will last and the shirt looks well made with good hems.
kayscrochet (verified owner) –
This shirt was a big hit but it shrank like crazy when we washed it. They run a bit small to begin with (especially the length of the shirt) so now he can’t wear it at all. My advice to other buyers is size up one size!
Ron Denning (verified owner) –
Love retro shirts.
L. Leon (verified owner) –
Runs pretty big, but very soft and cute. Screen printing is nice too – it’s not crunchy or anything like you might expect from some inexpensive shirts.
Nananeedsadrink (verified owner) –
Bought this for a big guy who was attending a 5 year old’s birthday party as a joke. Well, like is on me…he LOVES IT and has worn it at least 3 times. Great purchase…bought another for someone else!
Alejandro (verified owner) –
Good size and quality
Kerrie (verified owner) –
After first washing (inside out as directed) this shirt design was ruined. I have several other similar logo / printed type shirts that hold up just fine. This shirt is great if you only want to wear once before washing. Become a sleep shirt now ????
RieM1287 (verified owner) –
I found 2 small holes in the back of the shirt. But not until after I washed it, so I couldn’t ask for a return . I wish I’d seen them right away. Small homes about the size of a pencil eraser
Drew Staggs (verified owner) –
After one wash and dry (on lowest heat), it’s almost too small to wear. The material is not soft at all.
Felicia (verified owner) –
Bought these for work. For a promo and the kids loved our shirts
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It’s a T-shirt…it’s a decent weight that fit as expected and I like the sentiment. Recommended.
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I’m a pretty magical person, so when I saw this T-shirt, which proudly proclaims my magicosity for all the world to see, I knew that it must be mine. As soon as I put it on, I sneezed glitter. When I wear it, other people ask me about my magical boons, and I have a great opportunity to start a conversation about the healing power of my unicorn horn. This T-shirt has been known to deflect rainstorms and toxic people, so now my life is all sunshine and giggles. Thank you, Haase and Amazon, for giving me a life as magical as I always dreamed it could be.
Austin (verified owner) –
This shirt made an excellent fantasy football shame for my fantasy league. The last place loser of the league was required to wear it to a social setting for public ridicule.
Bridgett (verified owner) –
This shirt, while funny, runs a bit small. It didn’t really wash super well either…sort of wads up around the rainbow area. We ordered the olive color, which was a great choice, as the rainbow/unicorn really pops, but I’m honestly not sure I’d purchase this shirt again based on quality alone.
GeorgeB10 (verified owner) –
Excellent