Sloth guys have to leave their trees to get laid, too. The girls just sit in their trees and Funny Sloth I’m A Luxury The Bachelor Can’t Afford Shirt scream when they want to get boned. What’s stopping you, go climb a tree naked and start screaming for someone to fuck you. There’s a chance it’ll work. Imagine how much scruffing you would have. Nay, climbing trees naked is not a good idea. Well, this seems full proof. Has anyone seen any naked women hanging from trees screaming for disappointing sex? Some times sloth baby’s fall from the tree and the mother has to decide if it’s worth it to go get the baby. A fair amount of the time they don’t.
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Because being on the ground is the time a sloth is at the highest risk to die. That’s why they only leave the tree to Funny Sloth I’m A Luxury The Bachelor Can’t Afford Shirt poop, and why they evolved to only do it once a week. Why don’t they just hang from the tree and shit if they need to be upright to do it and being on the ground is dangerous? I read a while ago it’s so predators don’t see their poop from where they stay in the tree. But also nothing likes to eat them because their fur is so gross. So maybe if an animal is desperate it’ll eat one.
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If they could poop from the branch they wouldn’t need to only do it once a week and Funny Sloth I’m A Luxury The Bachelor Can’t Afford Shirt they could poop out less at a time. The real answer is evolution isn’t methodological, it just accidents that stick. It hurts me to think about this. Constipated for a week and then I have to DANCE in order to push the turds out? Ouch! My guess is that the smell of their poop can alert predators so they either need to bury it, or just poop very far away from their habitat.
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