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An ex-girlfriend’s cat would bring her trophies to me, and Good Ameowica Cat American Flag Shirt I didn’t even live there. I say “trophy” because she didn’t always bring back the whole kill. One time she brought me a bird that was still alive, then snapped its neck when I reached for it. This same cat would also find my socks and roll around with them on the floor, just like cats do with things infused with catnip. She didn’t do that with anyone else’s socks, just mine.

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The joke is that animals think I taste like peanut butter. In death valley, we all took off Good Ameowica Cat American Flag Shirt our shoes and socks for some floor exercises on a ring sized mat inside a church revival size tent (in 120-degree weather). 5 people present, with our shoes and socks all, lined up. At the end of the exercises, fire ants had swarmed my socks. Nobody else’s, just mine. The amount of sugar in your sweat correlates directly with your blood sugar levels. Maybe you’ve got abnormally high blood sugar and the sweaty socks taste sweet? That would explain the ants but not the cat.

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