They’re also always making gasping noises, even Original Guitar Jesus Loves Bass Players Vintage Shirt though they have no lung function. They would be scarier if you couldn’t hear them coming. Zombies are usually portrayed as slow, not weak, often they bite through flesh like its butter. Shaun of the dead has the shamble type Zombie rip people’s body parts and internal organs out. The real shower thought is what drives them to get out of the ground? How did they get infected underground? In a sealed coffin? Zombies aren’t strong, they just don’t feel pain nor a sense of self-preservation. What’s a lost limb or a few gunshots to the chest for them? A coffin and dug 2m through the dirt.
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Zombies are real but most of Original Guitar Jesus Loves Bass Players Vintage Shirts aren’t strong enough to break out and that’s why we bury them. Decay happens differently depending on genetics flaws diseases, etc. Bone structure is random for humans, therefore some may still have strength where others are brittle. Also, fresh-made zombies are obviously the strongest. Nah… They’re portrayed as slow and fragile but never portrayed as weak. I don’t know why people keep referring to the old concept. zombies are living humans infected with a rabies-like virus thus making them weaker. Where are they portrayed as weak? Uncoordinated sure, but weak? How did the dead get infected?
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Jeric9 (verified owner) –
textile is a bit thin but print is nice. got money’s worth.
WinU (verified owner) –
Buy 1 size larger than normal
Shelly Ponch (verified owner) –
Cute graphic, for well. Soft and comfy for my husband.
Kacy Graves (verified owner) –
My husband is a pastor, he loves it! So do I ! It fits as expected! People are always commenting on how much they love it!
Karen (verified owner) –
Very Popular shirt! Bought this for my 12 year old Granddaughter who is average size. Ordered the Men’s Small, thinking it would be quite large on her. After trying it on, it just fit her….runs a bit small. She loves it.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
Gift for teenager. Seemed to like it.
Kristy Jewell (verified owner) –
Halloween costume
Doyce Clark. (verified owner) –
Good for your favorite ketchup freak
Sheila (verified owner) –
The shirt is more beautiful in person. My husband love it.
Venda (verified owner) –
Thicker material than the retro tees. Was a gift for friend into tees he loved it.
ZP (verified owner) –
Love the design, not the shirt it came printed on. A 50/50 blend would be more comfortable.
Danny K Robbins (verified owner) –
I did not like the name KERUSSO on my shirt It was not on any picture I saw, there for I don’t wear It as often as I had planed !
Lionheart989 (verified owner) –
My husband loves this shirt. Great quality!
ken heinze (verified owner) –
My biceps are large so arm opening was great . The overall fit was great, fit my chest and waist perfect.
Mary DeBlois (verified owner) –
This shirt was the PERFECT birthday gift for my husband. 3 months later and it’s still his favorite shirt. I have to admit, its one of my favorites on him too ???? He’s not a little guy, so sometimes I worry about buying online, but the 2xl fits him perfectly, even after quite a few washes.
absolut_dre (verified owner) –
I love this shirt! A physical representation of the armor of God. Put it on daily!
Manny Flores (verified owner) –
Decent shirt
Aimee S. (verified owner) –
I’m so excited to give this as a gift to a ketchup lover! This shirt is really soft and I know he’ll wear it every chance he gets. The perfect T for a laid back guy/girl who enjoys comfy vintage shorts.
Jackie MacKay (verified owner) –
We visited the Heinz museum, and my son wanted a t-shirt as a souvenir. But we knew it would be cheaper to buy on Amazon, and so we did.
Brad (verified owner) –
Rather pricey for a t-shirt – Halloween markup